D Arclyte
Vital Stats:
Age:
42
Height:
6'2"
Weight:
205 lbs
Wrestling Name:
The Joker
Wins:
0
Losses:
1
Home town:
Los Angeles, CA
D Arclyte Updates
Helena Locke vs D Arclyte D Arclyte, Helena Locke 11/02/2018
72 Photos, 33 min of video
What can 135lb female Helena Locke possibly do to 205lb dude D Arclyte aka The Joker? Apparently, anything she wants. Helena Locke is a real life bounty hunter that's trained and certified in tracking down scum and cashing in on the bounty that's on their heads. This would explain why she's able to take down any guy who steps up to her on the mats. But let's be realistic: 205lbs vs 135lbs is a huge difference. D Arclyte is able to really take advantage of Helena Locke with his size, and if he can't beat her with his weight, he's willing to literally play "dirty" to get the win because he has a secret weapon: he fills his asshole up with air and blows it all over his pint-sized opponent Helena Locke. You can't make this shit up!! This is real authentic action that was not edited. We get questions all the time about whether or not wrestlers fart when they are being squeezed. The answer? "Sure As Shit They Do!". Unfortunately for The Joker, ass-blasting his opponent isn't enough and Helena Locke gets the win! Helena Locke throws D Arclyte to the ground, sits on his face and chokes him over and over. She makes him to give her a nice juicy creampie and then Helena Locke does...
03/29/2021
I really enjoyed this guy on the mat. He challanged Daisy Ducati!!! It would be soo great to see that match. Lets don it!